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omar
10-11-2007, 11:57 PM
LOL, what makes u think more people means more money? youd have to do it quick, and by quick i mean 1 teller, so as not to draw attention. use a note or something, but be sure ur fingerprints arent on it. somehow disguise ur face, but not too much. cause first thing they do when u go in with a gun is trigger an alarm.


ps. dont actually try it, lol


ahahahhaha you forget i use to be a teller for wells fargo

and honestly dont go for one teller, all you will get is thirty seconds before a silent alarm and AT MOST TWO THOUSAND CASH IF YOU GET A LAZY TELLER, CUZ TELLERS ARE ONLY ALLOWED MAX 2K UPFRONT, GET THIS IN CASE OF A ROBBERY

THE BACK VAULT IS WHERE ITS AT

get a in store branch, and do it before they open, if the branch opens at 9:00 am the tellers are there and the vault is open by 8:45am and there are no customers


firt thing you do, is walk one person walk up to all the tellers, first thing you tell them, is hands on the desk and if any hand moves, everybodies brains go bye bye

secondly, have someone jump the counter, go into the backroom and make sure no one there trips the alarm, there


next, proceed to move everyone to the back room,your team and the tellers, to make sure everyone is there, and have the regular teller open the keyed part of the vault, then the manager or lead teller, to open the combination part of the vault

take your time, customers wont know bank opens till nine, and nyou have everyone in the back so no one can triger an alarm, blindfold, and ductap mouths and hands to make sure they cant communicate after you leave and cant trigger the alarm, buying you at least five- ten minutes to get away


when you get away, get on the freeway, side ramps, not free way, its too busy, and youll make an easy find


and lastly, dump the car your in, and get into a second car



and lastly, when you get your new found riches pan the money out, look for any biills that have been grouped together in sets of three (so if u see 20 dollar bills in a 1000 dollar bill wrap) and any paper wraps that say save for barney, or ernie


these bills are arked and the serial numbers have been written down so they can prosecute you if need be or if they find you


and more money definately means more people, the branch i use to work at was an instore, and we difinately carried way more on hand cash then any other branches, at one time we had close to 700,000 in cold hard cash





and lastly, for my safety and for legal reasons, please do not intent this, i am no way legally or financially responsible for any of your actions and this is simply meant to humor people

melly mel
10-12-2007, 12:03 AM
Were you in Surprise last Friday? One of our branches got hit. :?

omar
10-12-2007, 12:20 AM
lol ahhahahahaha anybody care to know why i left the bank i was working at? funny story really

MyBlackS14
10-12-2007, 01:00 AM
lol ahhahahahaha anybody care to know why i left the bank i was working at? funny story really

why?

omar
10-12-2007, 01:16 AM
i was terminated cuz 1147.62 was missing from my cash drawer


honest to god, i didnt steal it


but they did an investigation, and had me on administrative leave for two weeks while they searched for it, to see if it was a order entry error that had caused me short (for example me typing in that i took in 3000.00 in stead of 300.00)


and nothing, they never found it at all


i dont know what happened to it and honestly, i think it was one fo two things,


I GOT FUCKEN SCREWED OVER- as in someone took the money from my drawer

or two it was some sort of computer glitch that was done and was so minicscual our audit dept didnt find it

Insurgent
10-12-2007, 03:09 AM
whoa that sucks man... so you are saying that one time I went to the bank and cashed a check for 1000$ and they gave me 2000$ I couldve kept it instead of going and giving it back?

omar
10-12-2007, 03:41 AM
yes, unless they trace it back, (which with a teller giving you extra money is pretty hard, because logs are kept of the closing, and begining amounts of cash at the end of the night)


so if a teller ever gives u extra money its yours, unless you really give a shit and decide to give it back to the teller, usually if its under 1000 the teller keeps his job(for wells fargo), other banks might be different

but if its over as was in my case, they investigate and if nothing comes up your fucked

SirZyrion
10-12-2007, 11:57 AM
Jess works at Chase, and Myron used to work there too as her boss. You missed a few things, but pretty good overall. The most important one you missed is avoiding the tracer packs. Since you have the extra time on hand, go thru the money quickly and take out the tracer packs. Myron's branch got robbed one time, and the cops had the guy cuffed and in the back of a squad car within 15 minutes, but no one tripped the alarm on purpose. When the teller pulled the tracer pack, it automatically sent the signal. Another guy who was smarter tossed it in the trash can out front as he left and the cops rushed the trash can. True story!!! :lmao:

omar
10-13-2007, 12:55 AM
in store branches dont use tracer or ink packs, i didnt mention that sorry


and there are a few that use tracers and ink packs, but those are only the ones in central phoenix


or other branches known as high risk


ask any teller, this plan is almost fool proof,

Waldo
10-13-2007, 03:32 AM
in store branches dont use tracer or ink packs, i didnt mention that sorry


and there are a few that use tracers and ink packs, but those are only the ones in central phoenix


or other branches known as high risk


ask any teller, this plan is almost fool proof,

sooo much tr00f!!!

Bds85camaro
10-22-2007, 04:07 PM
Speaking of robbing banks... http://www.azcentral.com/community/tempe/articles/1022bank1022.html

melly mel
10-22-2007, 04:35 PM
Speaking of robbing banks... http://www.azcentral.com/community/tempe/articles/1022bank1022.html

We just had a communication sent out to us this morning in regards to this.

rickjamesd
10-22-2007, 04:42 PM
Speaking of robbing banks... http://www.azcentral.com/community/tempe/articles/1022bank1022.html

ΓΆβ?¬ΒΆ A white male 25 to 35 years old, 5-feet-9 to 6 feet tall, slender with an athletic build, brown eyes and wearing a wedding ring with a dull gold finish.


ΓΆβ?¬ΒΆ A white male 25 to 35 years old, also 5-feet-9 to 6 feet tall but with a husky build, weighing 190 to 210 pounds, with short brown hair and a smoker's cough or one from an illness.


ΓΆβ?¬ΒΆ A white male with an athletic build who police believe may have driven the get-away van.


8O Scott, Joey, Zander can you vouch for your wherabouts on Friday :lmao:

Waldo
10-22-2007, 05:30 PM
Lol, ill prolly see more about that when I go to work later this week.

There was a recent thing where some robbers followed a teller home and stuff. Dipshits.

TheDon
10-22-2007, 05:44 PM
So Omar...is this how you paid cash for your Spec?

So Zander, is this how you bought your Evo?

SirZyrion
10-22-2007, 06:36 PM
in store branches dont use tracer or ink packs, i didnt mention that sorry


and there are a few that use tracers and ink packs, but those are only the ones in central phoenix


or other branches known as high risk


ask any teller, this plan is almost fool proof,

sooo much tr00f!!!

Depends on the bank. Chase uses them in EVER branch, in store or otherwise.

Waldo
10-22-2007, 07:05 PM
Damn z ur not whorin the boards as much anymore.

Those exploding die packs are a bitch tho, lol.

rrbb2004
10-22-2007, 07:23 PM
Speaking of robbing banks... http://www.azcentral.com/community/tempe/articles/1022bank1022.html

I blame Omar... :|

Bds85camaro
10-22-2007, 07:56 PM
Speaking of robbing banks... http://www.azcentral.com/community/tempe/articles/1022bank1022.html

I blame Omar... :|

+1

omar
10-22-2007, 08:43 PM
this wasnt my doing, though very nice execution and planning



told you guys, dont go for the teller, go for the vaults, they gots MO MONEY, MO PAPER YO!

G_Campbell44
04-09-2009, 05:02 PM
And dont touch the money for 7 years. Statute of limitations. Delete the thread and im in lol

javio24
04-09-2009, 05:37 PM
ha ha no0b... why you bumping omars incriminating thread??

SLAMNRIDE
04-13-2009, 02:08 AM
well, since its been bumped, i say why not give some advice. im pretty sure the tracer packs arent waterproof. and theyre electronic. money is waterproof. throw the money sack into an ice chest filled with water. tracer is now taken care of so you dont even have to pull over.

V3LOZ
04-13-2009, 03:37 PM
Should get a bunch or Sentras involved in this, all stock looking, and we could drive through the city, has that been done before?

SLAMNRIDE
04-14-2009, 04:32 PM
like FnF2?

V3LOZ
04-14-2009, 04:48 PM
like FnF2?

I was actually thinkin Italian Job... ;)


http://www.azcentral.com/community/phoenix/articles/2009/04/15/20090415abrk-bankrobbery0415.html


Man uses threat of explosives to rob bank
10 commentsby Channing Turner - Apr. 15, 2009 05:37 PM
The Arizona Republic


A bank robber escaped with money from a U.S. Bank at 22nd Street and Camelback Road Wednesday afternoon, leaving a suspicious object that forced police to close a busy intersection.

Police received a call and responded to the robbery about 1:45 p.m., said Sgt. Tommy Thompson, a spokesman for the Phoenix Police Department.

The suspect entered the building, placed a bag he claimed contained explosives on the counter and demanded money. He then fled the scene, leaving the bagged device to preoccupy police.
Officers closed the intersection outside the bank while bomb squads investigated the bag. The intersection reopened about 3:45 p.m., once the device was determined to be non-explosive, Thompson said.

canesXE
04-16-2009, 07:18 PM
and there U GO